The mouse in the telescope

What should one expect from a musical program in which sailors' yarns are spun so that the beams bend? Almost all nonsense! But not only! It's best to sew up both trouser pockets and take a seat at the railing, between Neptune and the Klabautermann. A good view is very important, otherwise you'll never find out what love between two lighthouses is all about. How else would you know that the Island of Rügen turns out to be a pure nest of lies, that the deep-sea cow quickly gets sunstroke, that machinists prefer to eat screw mush in oil and that the shipboard mouse Trixi .....? But too much shouldn't be revealed here, otherwise you'll get seasick beforehand and the voyage will fall through!